Gives me the vibes of Pippi Longstocking and Kiki's delivery service. V fun!

Dont forget about the US spending 35 billion dollars of tax payers money a year to subsidize the fossil fuel industry...

Big duh you two. Obviously.

But that is not the world you are in. So my suggestion is to help in our current world.

Privacy Badger may help.

https://privacybadger.org/#How-is-Privacy-Badger-different-from-Disconnect,-Adblock-Plus,-Ghostery,-and-other-blocking-extensions

This seems like a baby version of seerr.