Unauthorized Bread

I am not old enough but my school still used to run Windows 7 at least and god those screensavers are nostalgic, so many good memories, of course I miss those days they were the best days, only gets downhill from there, I was always the computer nerd burning shit down and getting kicked out :(

I would go to his house at 3am and make him discuss the economical and political state of the world.

A Soviet and an American are seated next to each other on a plane traveling from Moscow to Washington DC.

The American says, I have to hand it to you, your propaganda is very impressive. The Soviet smiles and thanks him but replies that it’s nothing compared to American propaganda. Confused, the American tells him, “but we don’t have any propaganda.”

The Soviet smiles and says “exactly”

Dumacrats

All mushrooms are edible at least once.

trains can be on time?

Kind of like how my mum's favourite curse is motherfucker?

The grass is always greener on the othe- wai what..?

What did he say wrong?

lemmy.ml also uses Anubis!

Joke is that Narendra Modi is a chameleon, his skin colour is very flexible and can go from dark brown to pale peach depending on where campaigning is necessary.