I have always found the idea of a hanky really gross. Do you actually blow your nose in it and then put it back in your pocket?

I feel like a handkerchief indicates way older than millenial

Yea, deleriants are generally not fun

What is the joke?

Gross

Who actually has the ability to remove the fed chair?

But if you live in the bible belt, your face skin would never get covid

Don't end up in the Ubuntu train, just avoid from the start. If you want Mint, go with the debian based Mint. Ubuntu was good 15 years ago. Don't get yourself involved if you're starting out. Mint DE is good. I think Fedora with KDE is honestly the best place to start. Then just turn on Flatpaks in Discover settings if they are not on by default.

Maybe they didn't have a knife

Have you ever had a tub of butter? You just slide the butter knife across the top and it creates a thin slice of butter. You don't scoop a blob of it. Just think about it for a second.

Oh my gosh those eyes, he is so handsome

I...don't understand this sentence at all