Thank you, I couldn't figure out what was going on

When I was like 21 my sister messed with me. I was taking a nap during summer break. She busted into my room and yelled, "get up! you're going to be late for the bus!" I almost had a heart attack and it took like a full minute to realize I hadn't taken the bus in 7 years, I was on summer break from college, and she was a total jerk.

On a side note, the original riddle for this is total garbage. You're already supposed to be figuring out a riddle, and then you're just supposed to know/assume/guess that the "morning" in the joke is a metaphor for a humans early life, etc.? What a terrible riddle.

This is the best thing I've seen in a while, thank you internet stranger

Why do republicans hate states' rights so much?!?

It's amazing more republicans won't vote against someone that lied under oath, but to them that is a feature not a bug.

It's because he is a republican. So he's a terrible human.

Switch phone companies asap. In the meantime maybe zadarma or something like that

I...don't understand this sentence at all

I'm color blind, so forgive me if I missed them. But please, would someone add arrows to this so I can tell where their heads are?

Remember just a bit ago where they were so horrified and clutching their pearls about anyone saying they were glad Charlie Kirk was dead