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although have you considered gentoo?

'food and sacrifices' this is extremely funny to me and I can't quite explain why

to be fair abstracts are extremely dense and not really meant to be read by anyone outside that particular field

no, for that you get a dumb analogue clock

Walter's vote will be worth the same as yours once he's older, and there's nothing wrong with that

hang on, I feel there could be false positives there. Did she ever want pasta when she wasn't on her period?

god I LOVE throwing people out of windows

THIS. The people who actually read the error messages aren't going to stop there, they're going to look up said error message, find a solution on their own, and continue with their day without having to interact with another human.

I think the most security I ever had was the gates being locked between opening and closing times. This was during primary school. Britain sucks but at least it's not America.

was this meant to be reassuring ;-;

literally cracked

fuck your bear trap, that strawberry is MINE. hyperdashes through it at 200 km/h