I'm jelly of Americans, who will never have to deal with that bullshit. Nope, not at all!

Yup. "Trans" is the new "witch".

As someone who owns my own home, let me just say...me too. I don't care if my house value goes to zero. I still have a house. I don't know how anyone in the middle class can get into house ownership without crippling debt.

The only ones who should cry are the home-hoarding investors and landlords. Fuck em.

"Why are you in palliative?"

"Silicosis."

"Brah, that is so fkn chad!"

I prefer flam over flim.

But not a Republican convention. Firearms are banned there.

Mint would be a colourful toy piano. Just the way I like it.

It's so plug & play

Yeah, 30 seconds would just make most blind people barf and shut their eyes until it went away, since their brains haven't learned to properly process the video.

That chair was made for me!

That's one whisper you shouldn't be careless with.

Right?! I'm just walking down the road, when suddenly a wall rises around me, and a game console pops up in front of me, right to the dreaded Pronoun screen, and the game demands that I pick my pronoun and acknowedge the existence, and therefore superiority of non-cis people, before I can continue on my merry way!! LITERALLY. SHOVED.

/s