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Typical issue report by irelephant in c/iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.dev

[-] irelephant@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago

The original:

Guys this is the future! by irelephant in c/programmingcirclejerk@programming.dev

[-] irelephant@programming.dev 5 points 5 months ago

You can code faster if you share a keyboard, of course.

DO NOT TOUCH by irelephant in c/iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.dev

[-] irelephant@programming.dev 5 points 6 months ago

My PC has those 😅

Easter Egg by irelephant in c/iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.dev

[-] irelephant@programming.dev 5 points 6 months ago

Or just print the spreadsheet with the dot, so everyone is wondering why loads of blank pages are printing.

͏͏ ͏͏͏ by irelephant in c/iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.dev

[-] irelephant@programming.dev 5 points 6 months ago

Hiding file extensions is one of the worst decisions they made.

I don't blame the kids for not knowing stuff, that's usually a systemic error, but I will blame them for refusing to learn.

xkcd 2347 by irelephant in c/iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.dev

[-] irelephant@programming.dev 6 points 7 months ago

ImageMagick.

Assembling the computer :) by irelephant in c/iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.dev

[-] irelephant@programming.dev 5 points 7 months ago

I applaud your self-restraint.

Open source project curl is sick of users submitting “AI slop” vulnerabilities by irelephant in c/linux@programming.dev

[-] irelephant@programming.dev 6 points 7 months ago

Not autistic, but I write like chatgpt. And I really like formatting.

Its ok, skype was killed off anyway. by irelephant in c/iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.dev

[-] irelephant@programming.dev 5 points 7 months ago

The web version is unbelievably shit.

"Happy little outages, here and there" by irelephant in c/iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.dev

[-] irelephant@programming.dev 5 points 7 months ago

IT is a thing in much more than just for-profit companies.
Its a thing in almost every not-tiny organistion that uses technology.

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I have a bit of an overdraft (programming.dev)

submitted 7 months ago by irelephant@programming.dev to c/software_gore@programming.dev

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I wish some people could learn how to use a password manager. (programming.dev)

submitted 7 months ago by irelephant@programming.dev to c/iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.dev

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Transcript

A meme saying "Society if end users remembered their passwords." it is accompanied by a picture of a futuristic city.

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Some people have no reading comprehension (programming.dev)

submitted 7 months ago by irelephant@programming.dev to c/iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.dev

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Some people put in no effort. (programming.dev)

submitted 7 months ago by irelephant@programming.dev to c/iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.dev

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I'm a computer guy, so I musk be able to speak binary (programming.dev)

submitted 7 months ago by irelephant@programming.dev to c/iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.dev

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Transcript

A text message exchange, the first message has a screenshot of an instagram post with binary code in the image. the message has the text "wtf does this shit mean". It has a reply saying "iM a coMpUtEr guY So I musT spEaK biNArY"

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How can we make lemmy have more relevance? (programming.dev)

submitted 7 months ago by irelephant@programming.dev to c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

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Alpha Males (i.postimg.cc)

submitted 7 months ago by irelephant@programming.dev to c/iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.dev

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A tweet saying "When men refer to themselves as "alpha males", I hear that int he context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing importand features, filled with flaws and not fit for the public.

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what does pip do to not suck? (programming.dev)

submitted 7 months ago by irelephant@programming.dev to c/python@programming.dev

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I've been trying to get luarocks to work on windows, and all it gives is cryptic gcc errors.

How does pip manage to work on most platforms without issues?

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Simple security test (programming.dev)

submitted 7 months ago by irelephant@programming.dev to c/iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.dev

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Average child uses linux factoid acutally just statistical error, @inkballpro, who lived in a cave and installed 10,000 virtual machines a day was an outlier and shouldn't have been counted. (programming.dev)

submitted 7 months ago by irelephant@programming.dev to c/iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.dev

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Christopher went for a long run this evening. (programming.dev)

submitted 7 months ago by irelephant@programming.dev to c/software_gore@programming.dev

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Peak Microsoft. (programming.dev)

submitted 7 months ago by irelephant@programming.dev to c/software_gore@programming.dev

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cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/29294671

Transcript
A windows dialogue saying "Select an app to open this 'msteams' link. The suggested apps are Microsoft teams, with a "new" subtext, and MicroSoft Teams, with the word new in its icon.

"Why should I reboot? Turning off the monitor does the same job." by irelephant in c/iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.dev

[-] irelephant@programming.dev 6 points 7 months ago

I can't remember her name. The last time I gave a shit about any marvel movie/series was WandaVison.

Graphing error by irelephant in c/software_gore@programming.dev

[-] irelephant@programming.dev 5 points 7 months ago

I think its safest to assume time travel.