I feel like it would kill all your cells if it could do that.

tbf we do have silicone valley here

great, well no wonder the mayo tasted off

mood

Woah 😍

He probably took a bite out of your McDonald's.

Immediate re-share

I would honestly agree. The fanfiction is getting out of hand.

Would you cut a roll of cookie dough like sushi? It sounds kind of fun.

Real patriots will call them battle scars. 🤡

This is a terrifying post to comment on

I just went for my morning rum!
That kind of implies you walk to a pub.