The Japanese?

That’s what they tell the tankie operators

Too late. They already started a war.

Ohhhh that would be a great doorbell. Dong dong, pause 3 seconds, shotgun cock.

Your account isn’t new, so… do you just not know what an ML is?

“Mom, what does a dick feel like in my ass?”

“Ask your father…”

Say something bad about the ML

She didn’t think you’d be face down on your Granny-cum-rag getting plowed by the pastor’s son every Sunday evening after you skipped church.

Android runs the Linux kernel… technically

Comes with FreedomOS, which tracks what you say and do

So… how long until Trump is gone then?

I don’t have them, because I don’t live in Australia. But nutters exist all over the world. However here on lemmy we just have a bunch of people who never read the article and assume it’s all about the United States because that’s what’s fun to mock today.