[-] dinren@discuss.online 1 points 2 days ago
[-] dinren@discuss.online 2 points 2 days ago

Ohhhh that would be a great doorbell. Dong dong, pause 3 seconds, shotgun cock.

[-] dinren@discuss.online 2 points 2 days ago

Your account isn’t new, so… do you just not know what an ML is?

[-] dinren@discuss.online 2 points 2 days ago

“Mom, what does a dick feel like in my ass?”

“Ask your father…”

[-] dinren@discuss.online 2 points 2 days ago

Fool? Obviously you cannot see my tongue pressed in my cheek because you’re too busy being an “uncivil” asshole.

[-] dinren@discuss.online 2 points 3 days ago

That’s a funny story. I can’t possibly imagine my grandmother saying the word sex let alone talking about it.

My family was always weird about sex. I dunno why. Religion was probably part of it. My mother would answer any question I had but not initiate the conversation.

[-] dinren@discuss.online 2 points 3 days ago

Sunday mornings were for blowjobs in the woods out back.

[-] dinren@discuss.online 2 points 3 days ago

He’s “clean”

[-] dinren@discuss.online 4 points 3 days ago

Comes with FreedomOS, which tracks what you say and do

[-] dinren@discuss.online 4 points 3 days ago

Voting? Yes. At this point? I dunno.

[-] dinren@discuss.online 9 points 4 days ago

I don’t have them, because I don’t live in Australia. But nutters exist all over the world. However here on lemmy we just have a bunch of people who never read the article and assume it’s all about the United States because that’s what’s fun to mock today.

[-] dinren@discuss.online 8 points 4 days ago

Your entire body is censored there… so, good luck.

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