i have a dog bed with your name on it

based on wheeeeeeeeeee :3

wow hrt sounds great 🤠 puts phone away and continues the rest of their day

i heard aquaman is buying flooded houses to rent out to the fishies

well step one would be to put on an episode of bob the builder

but what is love?

how does ck3 compare to 2 these days? i have ~700 hours on ck2 but never bothered to try out the sequel

we got a bargainer eh? unfortunately for you business is about location, and you seem to not be around here. let me ask you a question F: look around you, what do you see? furries, catboys, catgirls, eggs, and so many shells. that's right F, this is the gayest community in the entire fediverse. nowhere else will you find such a decrepit den of debauchery. you offer them a skirt and they flock to you like moths to a flame. this is my turf - my home F, and we got a system around here. are you going to put on the skirt for 3 hours or not, i got customers waiting.

may you one day have the divine might to turn water into estrogen 🙏🙏🙏

society just isn't ready for that yet

interesting in the same way putting tobasco sauce in your eyes is interesting