[-] detectivesniffles 14 points 1 year ago

i don't really know the general consensus around here but my take is that vehicles are massively useful tools but that personalized vehicles are causing and have caused massive problems. the vast majority of people don't need them (if public transportation wasn't terrible) but i wouldn't expect firefighters to take the bus down to a burning house for example

[-] detectivesniffles 16 points 1 year ago

Ms-PL ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

[-] detectivesniffles 15 points 1 year ago

windows is now opened source

[-] detectivesniffles 14 points 1 year ago

is utah known for beekeeping or something?

[-] detectivesniffles 14 points 1 year ago

i think i read this somewhere in the bible

[-] detectivesniffles 16 points 1 year ago

anytime between now and the heat death of the universe should probably work

[-] detectivesniffles 14 points 1 year ago

oh, a private prison instead. the one subsidized by that chap's tax dollars? he's 4 steps ahead and he doesn't even know it

[-] detectivesniffles 15 points 1 year ago

i have a feral housewife. it's fucking exhausting: wake up, give her tuna, spray her with water when she starts scratching the curtains, defend myself from her claws (spray spray), change her litter (gross), tend to my wounds, spray her with more water (now she's scratching the couch), back up slowly to the kitchen table while keeping eyes locked, and that's just before breakfast! oh but i can't even eat yet because there's another one at the door. poor thing though, we gotta get her cleaned up. maybe she can stay for a day. just a day.

[-] detectivesniffles 15 points 1 year ago

it's a common myth but no, it doesn't. as a lesbian your options are:

  • 3 eggs, beaten
  • 1 tsp sunflower oil
  • 1 tsp butter
  • heat oil and butter over medium-low heat
  • pour eggs into pan

this is not an exhaustive list, but it should help you get started

[-] detectivesniffles 15 points 1 year ago

everyone's got these gamer ass setups while i'm in my circa 1960s room complete with an rgb-less computer atop a worn down wooden desk

[-] detectivesniffles 14 points 1 year ago

you just gotta :3 ^-^ <3 trust me bro just one more

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