i don't really know the general consensus around here but my take is that vehicles are massively useful tools but that personalized vehicles are causing and have caused massive problems. the vast majority of people don't need them (if public transportation wasn't terrible) but i wouldn't expect firefighters to take the bus down to a burning house for example

when she calls me imperator 😍

worked at a grocery store that had an 86% turnover rate we didn't even last long enough to smear their reputation

is utah known for beekeeping or something?

i think i read this somewhere in the bible

in my ass, in order from shortest to longest

well no the ventilation duct isn't actually sucking the meat up it's just a joke. the fly is carrying it

oh, a private prison instead. the one subsidized by that chap's tax dollars? he's 4 steps ahead and he doesn't even know it

it's a common myth but no, it doesn't. as a lesbian your options are:

• 3 eggs, beaten
• 1 tsp sunflower oil
• 1 tsp butter
• heat oil and butter over medium-low heat
• pour eggs into pan

this is not an exhaustive list, but it should help you get started

elongated snoot

big fricking stick (real)

middle aged woman with very little english really calling us out like this

you just gotta :3 ^-^ <3 trust me bro just one more