the most oppressed minority: the white supermajority

well step one would be to put on an episode of bob the builder

Ms-PL 😱

another, less violent way of phrasing your frustrations: my cognitive ability has just been bonked in the kneecaps and robbed of 10 BQ

we got a bargainer eh? unfortunately for you business is about location, and you seem to not be around here. let me ask you a question F: look around you, what do you see? furries, catboys, catgirls, eggs, and so many shells. that's right F, this is the gayest community in the entire fediverse. nowhere else will you find such a decrepit den of debauchery. you offer them a skirt and they flock to you like moths to a flame. this is my turf - my home F, and we got a system around here. are you going to put on the skirt for 3 hours or not, i got customers waiting.

anytime between now and the heat death of the universe should probably work

may you one day have the divine might to turn water into estrogen 🙏🙏🙏

society just isn't ready for that yet

i have a feral housewife. it's fucking exhausting: wake up, give her tuna, spray her with water when she starts scratching the curtains, defend myself from her claws (spray spray), change her litter (gross), tend to my wounds, spray her with more water (now she's scratching the couch), back up slowly to the kitchen table while keeping eyes locked, and that's just before breakfast! oh but i can't even eat yet because there's another one at the door. poor thing though, we gotta get her cleaned up. maybe she can stay for a day. just a day.

it's a common myth but no, it doesn't. as a lesbian your options are:

• 3 eggs, beaten
• 1 tsp sunflower oil
• 1 tsp butter
• heat oil and butter over medium-low heat
• pour eggs into pan

this is not an exhaustive list, but it should help you get started

everyone's got these gamer ass setups while i'm in my circa 1960s room complete with an rgb-less computer atop a worn down wooden desk

interesting in the same way putting tobasco sauce in your eyes is interesting