No, it landed for me. Maybe it was less obvious than I thought.
Kiki the Cyber Squirel, often just called Kiki, is Krita's mascot. We chose a squirrel because “krita” means “squirrel” in Albanian.

The top details are actually her ears. Picture attached in case you've never seen a squirrel before.
Can you please expand on your arguments?
It's meant to look like Krita's mascot, Kiki.

Take notice of her ears and her eyes.
KDE's official site about Kiki, from where I sourced the image.
Is 6.12 too old for you?
The absolute most basic electric car you can get is probably the Dacia Spring.
Great, small car. Less than 20.000€ in Europe. It's the closest thing you can get to a bare-bones electric car, and it's absolutely lovely.
About a month ago it got a face-lift, giving it a solid-state battery.
Absolutely worth checking out.
Man, I love how ugly that thing looks!
It's slow, and not great for desktop usage. Also, some apt packages have been transformed into snaps. If you do sudo apt install firefox it no longer installs the deb version, but the snap. I (and probably many other people) don't like this lack of transparency and choice. It just feels like getting snaps pushed down our throats.
That might mean it needs to be implemented at the distro level. Not the kernel. This means that any distro that won't comply will be illegal in California. I'm pretty confident this won't cause any issues for anyone outside the "Land of the Free".
Yes. You run windows remotely, probably through that 2.5G ethernet.
I'd rather be struck by lightning than use cloud computing through Wi-Fi.

Nanomachines, son.

Why VoxeLibre specifically?