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This bird has a stick (crazypeople.online)

cross-posted from: https://crazypeople.online/post/11893493

Blue eyes here gathering twigs

This burb peckin around the park

Lima, peru

[-] breakfastatmidnight@quokk.au 10 points 2 days ago

Claim: The cost of living is low.

True: The cost of living is much lower than what it will be in a few months.

Claim: Trump has brought prices down.

False: We’re pretty sure he means the value of the U.S. dollar.

Claim: Trumponomics is the solution to runaway inflation.

False: Trumponomics is a 1996 CD-ROM game published by Maxis.

Claim: Affordability is a hoax perpetrated by Democrats.

False: Democrats would never run on a salient issue.

🤣

[-] breakfastatmidnight@quokk.au 1 points 4 days ago

What would happen if homeless people just... squatted in all these empty homes?

It's not like anyone's using them, obviously.

[-] breakfastatmidnight@quokk.au 22 points 6 days ago

They watch the clip compilation that makes it look like they're the good guys.

[-] breakfastatmidnight@quokk.au 2 points 1 week ago

Your mileage may vary, literally.

Maybe I just don't like the flavor blue.

[-] breakfastatmidnight@quokk.au 2 points 1 week ago

One was a farmer's market homemade artisanal ice cream. That one was unfortunately gross.

The rest were while traveling. Mixed bag. I've learned to avoid the color blue.

[-] breakfastatmidnight@quokk.au 2 points 1 week ago

I've had ice cream that looks like that.

Coin flip it's either the best ice cream you've ever had or the grossest.

[-] breakfastatmidnight@quokk.au 11 points 2 weeks ago

Masochist: Hurt me !

Sadist: No.

That Satan didn't see this solution immediately tells me they're not a top.

breakfastatmidnight

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