Go home drunk, I’m too Dad

TFW I’m arrested for forgetting my adhd license

Now the only thing left to do is get through the shame spiral because I said bye too many times

Thanks!

Please share your write up! Sounds really interesting and few people here are going to be going anywhere near Facebook.

…but after some thought I realise it is in fact a comparable level of difficulty to that of the time when I forcibly removed confectionery from the grasp of a very young child

I’ve long suspected I’m trapped in a dream tbh and this confirms it: every single time I look at my watch - or ANY clock or time keeping device, the time is different. It’s constantly changing. I’d ask for help but you’re all just figments of my imagination

I have an electric oven with an automatic shut off timer and it is literally a lifesaver. If I set alarms on my phone I’ll inevitably ignore them due to hyperfocus on something else and forget I even put the oven on until I go back to it the next day so it’s saved me from fiery death on many occasions - not to mention my electricity bill.

Furry content creator motivation?

“If I can’t target the outcome then I must focus my eye on tiger OF”.