Nope, it's older than this YouTube copy. It's older than YouTube. Here's a hint: there's a reason there's no clips from Return of the King in it.

Grabthar's hammer.

I could make one up, but literally submersing yourself is hard to beat. Um... how about Professional sewage-eating-contest contestant?

I like range-based for loops. You can just name the iterator after the object that it actually is. Have to be a little careful though, if the container is named a plural noun, and the natural name is the same word minus the easy-to-miss 's'.

"I can picture a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it." —Jack Handey

Neville Chamberlains will always have Hitlers.

I've never not just opened every single link in all contexts in a new tab.

I'd hate it too, and 99% of my playtime is docked.

Get a small electronic "noise maker"—a device that lets you play a custom sound at high volume at the push of a button. Have it play a recording of someone saying "nice bike!".

Alternatively, just yell "nice bike!".

Hakuna Matata!

Beehaw sounds like a really toxic, Professor Umbridge-type place.

I mostly like it, until the front page spazzes out (I think it's randomly starting to update, or something?). Then it becomes totally unusable. There is absolutely no reason whatsoever that that should even be physically possible, and is really starting to annoy me.

Is there any way to keep the content of the front page from jumping around like crazy while I'm trying to use it? It almost looks like it's updating live while just sitting there, but I can't imagine someone implementing a busy website that way after giving the idea more than two seconds of thought.