I just got the whole trilogy on vinyl, and yes, it does

1.7 to 3% of the US, depending on how you define it. Or to put it another way, 1 in every 30 people.

I’d do it, but I think I’d be worse at being a criminal.

Just one? Knowing how expensive commercial rent is in this area, I’m pretty sure quite a few of the stores around here are fronts. No way this town supports 12 different nail salons. There’s a taco shop and a greek place in the same shopping center that both taste terrible and are always completely empty. How does a vacuum and sewing repair shop stay in business in this day and age?