Ok, we've taken this far enough, I think.

I see they did decide on him in a REMOTE meeting (apparently leadership figured out that perhaps hanging out together in the same building wasn't the smartest call)?

Haha I'd be like: Uh, no thanks guys, I'm good.

Everything you said sounds prophetic and deep after you kill yourself.

Stop asking questions you already know the answers to.

Isn't that supposed to be a secret?

It's a crime they had 300 locations to close.

Remember Bibi and "the bomb" at the U.N. He told us Iran was months away from building a bomb and now look where we are 13 years later!

Ok I'm deciding my own death: I don't want a live a day under 3000 years old.

They should've just made sexytimes like the HBO Series Heated Rivalry.

Some men with butterfly nets should have come and taken him away to a padded room for his own safety.