Heartwarming but damn, fuck you HP

Buenos días desde Panamá!

If it's a real emergency you should be calling 911, not me.

Agreed. I don't like the characterization of 'being loyal to your principles even when it's politically inconvenient' as an own-goal. This kind of thing tells us more about the author than the subject.

Waterpik is also the bomb

Moved closer to work?

They'll need to add a roof to the cage if the Home Run Bat is going to be included. And it had better be included.

What are you, some kind of libertarian?

The 1 million real users: Fuck me, I guess?

Kids these days just have everything handed to them

It's news about foxes, JUST AS I SUSPECTED

This is how I do it, and I'm not sorry.