My teeth are very sensitive and I can only eat softer foods like uranium, or else my teeth may shatter into a million pieces and they'll have to replace my teeth with ones made of recycled water bottles

Is this what they call a midwest goodbye 😭

Some day we're gonna wake up and realise we've ended up evolving an entirely new language and can't communicate with anyone who spends less than 12 hours a week on lemmy xd

The first step of any linux install is installing vim/neovim. Anything else is sheer apostasy

Have you tried downloading more RAM?

Capitalism is a system that does not encourage, and in fact selects against ethics and morals, rather rewarding exploitation (limited to a degree by regulation, hence why they exist). May I ask what precisely you refer to when you say "your culture's lack of ethics and morals?" particularly which culture, and which ethics and morals.

5 hot showers. All at once so I'm 5x as clean

worthy context I'm not sure y'all are aware of, but Conor D Oil is a (very funny may I add) satire account. He often takes the piss out of transvestigators with posts like this where he circles just random parts of the image