[-] Retiredtoflorida@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

That is so fucking funny. An ai generated piece of slop, pulls numbers out of its ass and decided only 1/3 of Americans are having existential crisis. Life has reached a level of absurdity that it reminds me of the 1985 movie Brazil. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazil_(1985_film)

[-] Retiredtoflorida@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Just remember, used sporting goods stores are a great place to find reasonably priced body armor for use during the food riots.

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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by Retiredtoflorida@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world

In these times of economic turmoil it's important to remember that famine is a recurring part of human history. And that time and time again, people have turned to wood as a solution.

Properly prepared, sawdust in particular, is a great way to stretch out those lean meals. Whether it is as a filler in meatloaf and burgers, or as a thickening agent in soups and stews.

It has also been used historically for bread making. https://selfsufficientprojects.com/people-used-to-eat-these-during-famines/

Now it is important to properly prepare your wood, so as to avoid intestinal injury. What you want is sawdust, not a block of wood, and not splinters and twigs. Be sure to sift the saw dust through a screen to remove larger pieces and splinters. The finer the grind the better.

Also, be sure to pick the right tree for the right job. Maple is quite sweet, while oak, with its tannins is quite bitter. While walnut can be quite aromatic, and fruit trees will taste like their respective fruits. The needles of the pine tree can be made into a tasty tea high in vitamin C. The Sassafras tree has its own unique flavor, and use to be used for making root beer.

Avoid using unidentified trees and shrubs. Some can be poisonous, like hemlock and the American chestnut (often called a horse chestnut). Always check your pocket edition edible wood guide before consuming questionable shrubbery and trees.

I hope this handy guide can be useful in this trying times.

Humor should not be mistaken for dietary advice.

[-] Retiredtoflorida@lemmy.world 73 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Bull. They have been laundering oil through India for a while. And while that loophole may close, every other asian country is waiting in line to be the supplier of refined product to Europe using Russian oil. https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/indian-refiners-review-russian-oil-contracts-after-us-sanctions-source-says-2025-10-23/

Also, I know a Russian immigrant who regularly travels back there to visit her family. She flies through turkey with a suitcase full of money and western goods without any problems. Money is flowing into Russian like a river.

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