Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

If only we could make gas and oil from dried up EVs...

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.

"'Empire' had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All 'Jedi' had was a bunch of Muppets."