Wow, I had no idea about this military slang. Well played, ConcernedApe

They unsliced the bread, very impressive

Yeah, that makes sense. It doesn't just automatically become their money, just because they took your car. This seems like a totally logical way to handle it, so I'm not surprised that it's the opposite of the way things usually work

One of my favorite Simpsons lines, the load hearing poster

One thing I didn't learn until this year was that gymnastics is scored two ways. Execution starts at 10.0 and has points deducted for each error. Difficulty starts at zero and increases based on the composition of the required elements, and how they are connected.

Besides, gymnastics is one of the original Olympic sports

Swing states are often referred to as "purple" because they don't consistently vote for just "red" or "blue"

We do what we want, because we can

Hey everyone, this guy doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells!

Did a killer bee write this?

Vans Gogh brrrr

Watch it during Thanksgiving?