K & R is the only acceptable option here.

Yup

You can befriend a Sherman by rubbing its transmission cover

All of them except arch. It just strikes the perfect balance between being easy to pick up after a bit of reading and keeping its simplicity. Paired with vanilla gnome its uwu gang. I also looked at manjaro and stayed well clear of that, vanilla is so much simpler as I don't have to worry about conflicts caused by man jar roe randomly holding back packages for no reason.

Saints row 2 is the best GTA game

I mean what are you gonna do with it? Dox the location of the police station?

I LOVE DAILY SPORT FRONT PAGES

Daily mail has less credibility than graffiti on a bathroom stall

Nice

My landlord told me to download WhatsApp and I just said "nah I use email". Super easy cleared up in 5 seconds.

They eats the thing the chicken broth soaks

Nah this is just messy (and dirty (zoom in))