The yapping dog of American Empire.

"Hey, you like Rob Zombie movies?" (We have been together for 7 years now.)

"Cager" is a motorcyclists thing too lmao

With my genes, it's an uphill battle for most facial hair that isn't a mustache, but my wife finds it very funny and suggested i do it. Gonna see how it goes.

Gonna try growing Jello Biafra's absolutely atrocious goatee lmao.

The "Masters of the Universe" live action movie suuuuuuuuuuucks

Not to mention the numerous times soldiers have been liberated from their mortal coil by their fellow troops.