[-] OptimusPhillip@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

This is why pirates were wearing eye patches, to be able to enter the hull of the ship and see immediately without lighting up a candle. Fire is not a good idea inside a wooden ship filled with black powder.

This is one theory for why pirates wore eyepatches. We haven't found any historical evidence to confirm it. Meanwhile, we have at least a few documented cases of pirates wearing eyepatches for protecting a damaged eye.

[-] OptimusPhillip@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

This is not true. There are a litany of laws that capturing a wild duck from a public park would be a violation of, so don't do it.

[-] OptimusPhillip@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Yeah, dude is asking the wrong question.

[-] OptimusPhillip@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Yeah, if you want a single system for heating and cooling, you'd be better off getting a heat pump. It's the most energy efficient thing for both anyway, from what I've been told.

[-] OptimusPhillip@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

As an American whose only knowledge of UK government comes from sporadic episodes of Politics Unboringed, my first thought would be to replace the Minister for Women with a Minister for Gender Equality. They would have all the powers and responsibilities of the Minister for Women, and also gain any powers and responsibilities that a hypothetical Minister for Men would need.

  • If there is a need for a Minister for Men, then that need is met by the Minister for Gender Equality
  • If there is no need for a Minister for Men, then the only thing that changes is that the Minister for Women has a new, less controversial title

Sounds like a win-win to me, but again, I'm a dumb Yank lol

[-] OptimusPhillip@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

If I ever feel the need to downvote my own post, I would probably just as well delete it.

[-] OptimusPhillip@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

If that one innocent person agrees to it, I say yes. Otherwise, no.

[-] OptimusPhillip@lemmy.world 60 points 1 year ago

I think they're continuing the joke

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I consistently hear people on YouTube complain that the subscribe button doesn't do anything for viewers, now that channel notifications are controlled by the bell. But it does do something: it puts the videos from that channel in your subscription feed, which is readily accessible on all versions of YouTube. So why do people act like it doesn't exist? I think it's super convenient, especially if you're subscribed to a ton of channels and don't want your notifications feed flooded with new videos.

[-] OptimusPhillip@lemmy.world 75 points 1 year ago

I haven't seen the new episode, but this sounds like the same joke Futurama has made in both of its previous revivals. Bender's Big Score opened with the crew lamenting that the Box Network cancelled their delivery license. Rebirth opened with the crew noting the comedy in the random wormhole from the end of Into the Wild Green Yonder happening to be Earth's central channel for shipping. So this isn't entirely new to Futurama.

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[-] OptimusPhillip@lemmy.world 108 points 1 year ago

This actually makes a lot of sense. A lot of people are using Lemmy either because they prefer federated web platforms to centralized, which makes it antithetical to corporate interests, or because they're opposed to Reddit's API policy, which was a blatant move to squeeze more money out of their users. Either way, Lemmy's appeal is very anti-capitalist, and since opposition to capitalism is a generally left-wing philosophy, I can totally see why most Lemmy users would be left-wing.

[-] OptimusPhillip@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

If a man donates his sperm and a woman donates an egg, then a baby can be conceived without either bio-parent engaging in intercourse, through in vitro fertilization ("test tube baby"). If the donors remain virgins long enough (maybe they're ace or something), then their bio-child could lose their virginity before either of them do.

[-] OptimusPhillip@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago

"You see, the file itself can be copied by anyone, but this one little piece of metadata can never be duplicated. That means you own the file."

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submitted 1 year ago by OptimusPhillip@lemmy.world to c/meta@lemm.ee

I set up an account on Lemm.ee, and tried to turn on 2FA. But at some point, it turned back off. I tried turning it back on, but it seems to want a new token now, and I can't log into my account anymore.

Just in general, the account settings on Lemm.ee seem to be bugged out. I couldn't even change my language or add a pfp. I can still use Lemmy just fine with this Lemmy.world account, but I would still like to know what my options are for recovering my Lemm.ee account.

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