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I love the way Calvin pokes a big hole in Dad's story there at the end and suddenly it's "Welp, time for bed"...

Normally this strip gets a laugh out of me but this one wasn't funny at all.

That kid has an amazingly sophisticated imagination.

I hope he grew up to become a very understanding father...

This is getting painful. I never put my parents' car in a ditch but I did other stuff and I know exactly how he feels.

He's so bright and imaginative, he probably would have invented 4chan--or something even worse.

Oh man, if I was Suzie, Calvin would be so dead after that last remark...

When Calvin says something is gross... ugh... I don't even want to think about it.

She knows you too well, Calvin.

Guess I won't change much, then.

The FBI would be on his doorstep before he could hang up.