Firefox crashed on my iPhone 16 Pro Max when I got the stock market hahaha

:3

When I’m separated from my partner at festivals and need to find them, I shriek like dactyl… they shriek back… and we converge. It has worked every time.

North [1994] for me!

Maaaaan when I was a teen, 3,5 of okay stuff was 60USD. How far we’ve come.

Still cheaper from peeps than stores

Plus ya can get other fun stuff that stores don’t sell!

ZAPHODBEEBLEBROX is the code for level select in the wonderful game “The 7th Guest”.

Also just

“Space” as a place to go

It was snowy out and I was in the car with my partner about to take off to work. We had a roommate at that time. I looked over at the house and roommate comes out, slips, and falls. I tell my partner “oh nooo… Roomate fell…” as they’re trying to get the car started.

Roommate attempts to get back up, slips again… gets halfway up, falls again… stands fully up, does a little kinda jog-in-place, falls again… I tell my partner “he’s… still falling…”

NOOO GO AWAY, BIND/TORTURE/KILL KILLER DO NOT GIVE ME CANCER

Nice.

Your sense of humour is great, I’d wager.

Reddit only upvotes the same rehashed, repeated, stupid Reddit phrases spewed ad nauseam. You’ll always be upvoted for “play stupid games, win stupid prizes!!!!111” or calling people Karens, or “equal rights, equal lefts” and all that absolute twaddle.