Sounds like a smart socket might do what you need, externally, with some coding.

I microwaved a few from 2008 last month. They smell of cancer if you do that though.

Throws in "Flight of the Navigator" to skip forward eight years.

I did the same. Will do until the apps integrate translation.

I thought it was gonna be 1060 West Addison.

My phone was on 5% battery so I turned it off. While sitting on the shitter, I examined its pale blue body (Moto g84) and observed the dents on the edges from the times it had fallen to a hard surface.

I reminisced back 30 years when it would have been a Phillips, Hanimex, Aiwa or Sony walkman that had been my similar constant companion, whose design was etched in my memory after months or years of use.

They're kind of right. We don't see the phone for what it is, but rather for what it displays; although the intimate knowledge of the contols of the phone remain.

Gundam Style!

Orange smoke?

Another Beatles song will show its age?

As a rider who has a 300 watt ebay front drive wheel jammed into the slot on the front fork where the old quick release front wheel went, I do occasionally worry that at some point it's gonna go pniaow, and the bike will plow fork-first at 30kph (16mph) into the ground, suitably ejecting its 72kg (¾ mean US adult) and 24v 20Ah Lithium Polymer battery in a conical arc.

How strong are those aluminium slots?

Ok, who shut down the protection grid this time?

Is that where the orange colour comes from?