They're so orange and stupid!

Couldn't parse the intended Morse code, got something like "vmte"?

I thought it was a reference to Space Balls

Quit supporting genocide and fascism, then we'll talk

Ratings matter, though. A stalemate means your rating doesn't decrease as much as it would have if you'd lost, and you get to take some of your opponent's rating in the process.

The pawn promotes to retired worker

This is also me when I'm solving puzzles and the computer keeps saying my move is wrong.

Yeah, this article came across as if written by a complete beginner. They mention having their WordPress hacked, but failed to admit it was because they didn't upgrade the install.