Every time I’m reminded of the Duke of Wellington with a cone on his head I chuckle to myself. It’s so dumb. But so brilliant. If only he knew what his legacy would be.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-65914456

And we’ll see that trickle down through the rest of the economy and not just go into the bank accounts of the executives… right?

Armitage Shanks.

Always joke to my mates that I should have that tattooed backwards on my forehead after a night out.

Ever since I stopped using Reddit, my wife has been spending more time with me than her boyfriend

Shiiiiiiit. Why have I never thought of this before. It’s so simple it’s genius. Thanks

Sure, I’ll give my ID and personal details to Elon Musk. He seems like a perfectly rational adult. /s

I wish they’d put AI in me. I can sleep and turn on Auto Pilot mode while at work.

A hazard of the job… wow