fell flat

Too bad. You'd think humor like that would have wings.

The browser has Adblock Plus built in (which is admittedly not perfect), and I see SponsorBlock listed. But yeah, no uBlock (yet?).

Toggl's old logo.

I know this isn't critical to your point (which is a good one), but since tetanus is deadly, I feel obligated to mention that tetanus and rust are unrelated: https://www.discovery.com/science/Tetanus-From-Rust. Make sure your vaccination is up to date even if you aren't dealing with rusty metal.

It's a urinal jug, like https://a.co/d/cytL8wX.

They did not limit themselves to one monkey. From the article:

As well as a single monkey, they also did the calculations using the current global population of around 200,000 chimpanzees.

That explains Drain, OR. I always wondered what the actual drain looked like!

Wow, this is what's below this post in my feed.

https://slrpnk.net/post/13737444

Also, it's "Dragostea Din Tei" by O-Zone and you better not erase it.

At my partner's house, there are two cats: Mr. And Mrs. Rizzler. The teenagers in the house started calling them that and everyone went with it. Before then, the term was used basically every single time I saw any of them. It seems to most often be used as nonsense or just a word to shout at each other while trying to be annoying, but sometimes in the actual context of charisma (for example, a charismatic classmate was described as a "rizzler").

So yeah, it's a thing in some circles, but I'm hopeful this is an isolated incident.

A decent summary:

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2024/07/jd-vance-couch-memes-associated-press

Actually she said it way back in May 2023, but it is making the rounds again.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/speeches-remarks/2023/05/10/remarks-by-vice-president-harris-at-swearing-in-ceremony-of-commissioners-for-the-white-house-initiative-on-advancing-educational-equity-excellence-and-economic-opportunity-for-hispanics/

It's definitely supposed to be visible.

Source: am ancient and saw The Fifth Element when it was new, before the plastic-enhancing remaster.