So people are supposed to get excited about voluntarily scanning their eyeballs and giving the data to a private company to prove that they're a human, to theoretically protect themselves from AI imposters generated by... The same dude's other company. And people are actually doing it because crypto bribes.
Goddamnit, Black Mirror is supposed to be a cautionary tale, not aspirational. I'm so tired.
I used to have a few of them. Everyone who saw them thought they were diseased, but they were just my cute mini vultures to me 🤣