I would have to dig until I find what remains of my defunct dog...

Oops, I misunderstood what an uncomputable is...

In that case, I would say Infinity-Infinity. This time, it's truly not a number.

Chaitin's constants.

Not even a number.

Jedermann Lieblingsfahrzeug soll Pedalo sein.

Advice for non-German speakers : don't look for a translation of "Pullermann". I did it, and now I regret it.

You forgot chess {or checkers, if you want to}

Aujourd'hui, le lilas le plus haut a fané 😢

I love this meme. Not only because it's a good way to practice German, it's also an actually funny thing.