If so it’s unlocked a new voice. Just a regular schmegular voice! Just speaking like the average human being.

All this new clothes and still wearing a bathing suit 2 sizes too small. She pulled it out of archives because it was 🍑 season I suppose.

Came back and said I didn’t have my phone so I couldn’t blah blah blah. Instead I did puzzles and read books. But was filming a garbage reality show? Now when she squeals and reveals the surprise she will say “I couldn’t tell you stans the truth”. But you stretched and lied ma’am. Why come up with a story? Because it’s what you do!!! That’s why.

Massiter Botox used to slim the jawline, in conjunction with overfilling the lips can also cause gaps on the outer edges of the mouth.

This is also juvenile and irresponsible. This is the reaction a child would have not quiet understanding the foster was temporary. And the timeline comes at no surprise. She wasn’t told she would have the dog for a year. All she could handle of this dogs care is a few weeks at most. Things and beings have a shelf life with this one! Sure you will miss the dog after being in your home for a few weeks. But this? Nonsense! I truly don’t know what my family would do if I did this by myself with a phone. They are a tough crowd! 😂 This reaction is irrational. Not sure she’s a good fit for fostering if when the dog leaves you’re in emotional distress enough to document it. Just take care of the animals you already have ffs. 🤦🏼‍♀️

All of that is an act as well! Everyone…look at me all alone! Remember in middle school the girl who would alwaya run and isolate herself and then all the girls would rally around her to see what was wrong. This is what that energy is giving.

She’s about to take her stans for a ride. Can you imagine all the correlations she will make berween this poor little dog and all her life events. SHE. MUST. EXPLOIT someone or something.

The desperation to post her to the internet even when she can see her posing in the mirror and asking so excitedly to go to school is awful. Exposing your children’s vulnerabilities is one thing but letting the world see that your 4 year old is mimicking an InFluEnCeR 🥴 body check in the mirror is so very sad.

And comparing it to….hesitating to post something to socials. “What are you sitting on”? No, the rest of us are not even worrying about what we post onto social media. Ever. Your reality isn’t real. And the fake dramatics like this is really something we should all be thinking about. We could all be on the cusp of having a viral video you guys! Go for it! She sounded like someone on the stage of an MLM conference.

Soooo…Madame Ebbs and Flows is sick of people selling her 💩 when she isn’t asking for it? Oooh kayyyy! Move along just like you tell every one else. That shoe is uncomfortable isn’t it. She wants that tummy tuck and 🥀 lift so badly!!! When this gig is up she’s getting it all. And will say “we are allowed to change our minds…to ebb and flow”.

The grossest was posting her child’s birthday video the day before the Oscars and the media promos for it were plastered with Wicked. This was weeks and weeks after her actual party. When does she sit on bday reels like that? And poof…as soon as the Oscars were done so were Wicked recitals from her feed as well.

If some stranger sent a comment to my DMs saying I am “fat”…..who tf cares what a stranger thinks??? This is mental! I’m def not reposting and clapping back. This is such grade school behavior. This one spends so much time talking about bodies underneath their clothing that is low key pervy tbh. I’m not constantly thinking about what people look like in private. Should we really create space for stuff like this? If I was sitting around a table of women and this was the topic of conversation I would find a reason to make an exit. This is such a low vibe existence. Your body changes until the day you die and then it rots. Isn’t this just Biology 101? She truly believes she’s changing women’s lives because she has an occasional woman thanking her for wearing hardly anything to a body of water and flashing her old lady bits. How is this a goal? Maybe I don’t understand. You’re swimming ffs! Snatching her face and letting the rest hang out is only half the job lady. Just go for it. Stop pretending. You know you want to!! Do it so you can see that nothing with change in your real life, just your pretend one on the interwebs.