Deleting cookies on close? I had my Firefox set up to do that about 20 years ago

Counterpoint: babies will chomp anything within an inch of their faces. Given enough time the idiot might just get gummed to death

These sound very similar to the problems I have with ACNH

There might be a new expansion coming. (I say "might" because I don't think there's any info on it, other than a vague teaser site: https://dredmor.com/ )

My understanding is they're supposed to be green, although ten minutes of web searches didn't turn up any specific reason for this. If it is, it's part of either BS 8599 or the HSE standard, and it's far too early in the day to be reading through standards documents just to prove a point!

(Edit: I realise this is from a UK standpoint... may have misread "NUS" in the OP as "NHS")

Huh. I'm almost certain I've done Bannerbomb on 4.3 systems before, and in fairly recent memory too.

Bannerbomb has been around for years and has never needed a game

Not your art, not your canvas.

I watch that

As someone who would admit to their identity being shaped by video games: I also play the Sims a lot, which (in the eyes of your typical gamer bro) isn't a real game