I'm sorry I'm so posty today but this sovcit is too funny to wait to share. That's totally how it works, sovcit. by Diddlydee in c/insanepeoplefacebook@lemmy.world

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago

Let us know how that pans out, you witless cretin.

Daughter's older rich boyfriend is throwing a big party & she wants us to pretend being rich by Diddlydee in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 4 points 2 weeks ago

Oh no. I'm washing my hair that night. Enjoy your clowning fakery.

Musk's straight-arm gesture embraced by right-wing extremists regardless of what he meant by Diddlydee in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 4 points 3 weeks ago

Everyone on the right I've heard is calling it a Roman salute or giving his heart to his fans. Not one admits it is what it clearly is.

What's the greatest extent (as in the most amount of time) to which you've eaten something past its expiration date with the food still being enjoyable? by Diddlydee in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago

I am using a chili sauce that's about 2 years out of date.

Oi! Greg! by Diddlydee in c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago

It sounds like he said some rude jokes.

The Alien Factor (1978) by Diddlydee in c/bmoviebonanza@lemmy.world

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 4 points 3 months ago

That looks marvellously terrible.

The fool should learn to fly. by Diddlydee in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 4 points 4 months ago

Why would you think that? It literally reacted to what the guy said about water.

Fuck Ticketmaster. by Diddlydee in c/squaredcircle@lemmy.zip

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

No, you don't. Nobody is checking that the mobile number matches the number used to book, just that you have the ticket. It's not uncommon for one person to buy a number of tickets at once for their friends then send the tickets on as an email or screenshot. Every one of the scores of gigs I've been to the past 5 years my mate buys the tickets and sends it on to me. You can have it on your phone or print it if you wish.

Is there a name for the mid point between high and low tides? by Diddlydee in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Ebb tide? Or intertidal, maybe.

21 August 2024 by Diddlydee in c/thefarside@sh.itjust.works

What's your favourite perfume? by Diddlydee in c/casualconversation@lemm.ee

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 4 points 6 months ago

It's such a terrible name. I can help but think sausage every time I see it

Oldmancat Murphy playing with his new toy by Diddlydee in c/cat@lemmy.world

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Downloaded Boost. Bonus Parsley.

Diddlydee

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