Since you mentioned Satan, here’s a pic of the pulometru side by side with Orthodox icons (that’s Arsenie Boca - a famous Romanian priest, theologian, and saint).

And here’s the translation (for the length one):

“Harmless/inoffensive”

“Oribil” = horrible

There are different styles, but that’s the most popular one.

Well, yeah, it’s specifically designed to erode your attention span and hook you on short-form content.