omg so lucky

i wish i could buy thigh highs

reggie got me down horrendous >w<

Me talking to the potatoes in my pot:

Damm all of these new SCP articles are 15 paragraphs too long and each paragraph is more and more gay than the last. I would be so pissed off if they made 20 paragraphs of article with even more gay in it! And dont even get me started on how angry i would be if the articles were 25 paragraphs long! Or even 30!

Fun fact: no italian has ever ate pizza with a fork and knife. The only time when these 3 things should be togheter is when cutting the pizza (surprisingly, pizza cutters are fairly uncommon ).

If you see an "italian" eating pizza with a fork, they arent italian, they are sicilian

You should post actual homestuck rule 34 it will be funny

Shit i had a ~~boy~~girlkisser meme for this

Imagine the boykisser with eyelashes and tits, thats what i wanted to send

One can only dream...

also, did you know: the Desert rain frog, known for its very fearsome battlecry, is also one of the few species of frogs that doesnt have a tadpole form.

Based

Im sorry, even with a bigger gock, nothing compares to THE MIGHT OF THE DWARVES

Its giving me qar flashbacks to when i was """"forced"""" by a friend to play both games. I """really""" """hated""" it.

Wtf is sexy sex?