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[-] callouscomic@lemm.ee 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Person who's only job is science and who is an expert on science comments about the science of things and people find a way to complain about it.

Let the man die on his silly hills. It's funny and harmless. Pull the damn stick out. Perhaps go pound sand.

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

He who touches the grass controls the universe

[-] RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 months ago

Immediately after any sci-fi movie comes out:

Internet: hey sciencey person, how accurate was the science?

Sciencey person: not.

Internet: surprisedPikachuface.jpg

[-] 5in1k@lemm.ee 8 points 8 months ago

My bitch with him is he’ll say the most stoner ass thing in the most smug way possible like it’s some insight from god.

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 10 points 8 months ago

Oh really? There's no space drug shat out by giant worms that will give me omnipotence? Thanks Neil, I was confused about that.

[-] Manalith@midwest.social 4 points 8 months ago

To be fair, we don't know that doesn't exist somewhere

[-] VulKendov@reddthat.com 10 points 8 months ago

I feel like people take these way too seriously, like some of these comments sound like it's personal. Its just a movie/book series if some one wants to poke some fun then just let em.

[-] lorkano@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

It's a scifi series, If in their universe sands can pass vibrations for a long range, they are welcome to do whatever they want.

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

yeah, I don't care if a fantasy universe is inconsistent with our standards and physics.

I only care if its blatantly inconsistent within its own rules.

I like NDT, but the dude just loves to shitpost constantly like this and its tiresome.

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[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

I don't want to call him a queef because at least those don't stink.

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[-] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

My god, you are a damn astro theoretical engineer or something, do astro garbage and stop talking about themes outside of your field

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