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[-] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 193 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

This is a new satire site, right? These days it's getting harder and harder to differentiate between reality and fiction in tech. The rest of their posts are pretty much spot on.

[-] Poutinetown@lemmy.ca 54 points 9 months ago
[-] hansl@lemmy.world 45 points 9 months ago

It’s a good thing that Engineer is a protected profession and not everyone can claim it, like Lawyer or Doctor.

In the US now it’s “oh you’re an engineer? Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?”

[-] macaroni1556@lemmy.ca 17 points 9 months ago

I disagree, I believe the regulatory agencies do nothing in Canada to legitimize their claim to regulating software development. Heck, they do nothing for electronics or semiconductors or anything smaller than the power grid.

[-] hansl@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

Software development is done by developers. If you are a software engineer chances are you’re working on software infrastructure that actually apply at scales that are not “add a shopping cart to this blog”.

There are reasons you ask a civil engineer for work.

[-] macaroni1556@lemmy.ca 13 points 9 months ago

You missed my point that if professional engineering societies in Canada want to take ownership of software and electronics, they better do something and not just say they're regulating it and sit on it with no clear definition for what it even is.

If they were doing their job, we wouldn't need to debate what a software engineer is. They've let us down and they're getting away with it.

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[-] UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev 41 points 9 months ago

The name of the website is a play on the satire website the onion, it's satire.

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[-] EnderMB@lemmy.world 98 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Funny enough, I probably did more software engineering as a web dev than I did as a software engineer at some companies.

In the UK, at least, the only difference typically between a web developer and a software engineer is £15-20k in salary. Frankly, we're all software engineers...

[-] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago

What are dev/engineer salaries like in the UK? Been considering places to move to...

[-] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

About half of the equivalent in the US, often less. It's exceedingly rare to make 100k here even in a senior position, although it does exist. Median is 40-50k (pounds, so times that by 1.2 for USD).

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[-] andreluis034@bookwormstory.social 11 points 9 months ago

I still wouldn't say software engineering is actual engineering.

[-] judooochp@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago

You mean you wouldn't expect a software engineer to understand the coefficient of thermal expansion of tungsten carbide in a gas lubricated piston/cylinder pneumatic deadweight calibration system?

Yeah, me either. But I would expect one to know how to research the documentation to find out what it meant.

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[-] Michal@programming.dev 10 points 9 months ago

And software development isn't actually development. They don't build houses!

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[-] Cqrd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 88 points 9 months ago

The only real software engineer anymore is Linus Torvalds, everyone else stands on the shoulders of giants.

[-] Clent@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

Are you doing that thing where you troll by saying something really stupid and wait for others to correct you?

[-] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 18 points 9 months ago

No, I believe it's called a joke

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[-] cupcakezealot 60 points 9 months ago

they should also ban web developers who refer to themselves as ninjas, especially code ninjas

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[-] survivalmachine@beehaw.org 50 points 9 months ago

Honestly, nobody should call themselves an engineer unless they literally drive trains for a living.

[-] Kissaki@programming.dev 22 points 9 months ago

Driving a train is engineering?

[-] survivalmachine@beehaw.org 21 points 9 months ago

In North America, the driver of a train engine is called an "engineer", yes.

[-] Kissaki@programming.dev 23 points 9 months ago

I see, TIL. That's different from Germany, where Ingenieur is a protected term.

[-] _MusicJunkie@beehaw.org 13 points 9 months ago

In the railway context an engineer was the person who worked the engine.

In German the word comes from Latin roughly meaning inventor. Presumably the general usage of the word engineer in English has the same etymology.

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Infrastructure erasure in the states is so bad that people who build it for a living aren't even considered anymore.

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[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 43 points 9 months ago

I have a CS Masters degree and it says engineer on it.

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[-] rizoid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 9 months ago

I mean who cares? But also why? My old job title was "software engineer" and I just did web dev.

[-] LufyCZ@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago

it's satire

[-] invertedspear@lemm.ee 17 points 9 months ago

I mean, engineering is really problem solving, and not do we web developers solve problems. We may have made most of them ourselves, and new ones when we solve those, but we do solve problems.

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[-] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

As a non-software engineer, feels weird that they're making this distinction.

I don't have much to do with engines either.

I take engineer to mean: designs stuff that does some task, involving SOME kind of calculation.

Visual designer: not an engineer

Piping designer: not an engineer (although this one felt weird, that's what the piping designer corrected me to say, so)

Chemical engineer: ya

Mechanical engineer: yeah

Software engineer: totally different flavour, but still yeah

Language is what we want it to be.

Web designers presumably still need to script things, I reckon that counts 👍

[-] jonsnothere@beehaw.org 14 points 9 months ago

As long as they don't start building tunnels under their house because they're an 'engineer'...

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[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 13 points 9 months ago

I get this is satire but people truly believe this. Web devs literally create software that runs nearly every facet of modern life.

[-] e8d79@feddit.de 11 points 9 months ago

Now this is the kind of 'news' I'd like to see posted on hackernews just to read their techbro shit takes.

[-] anders@rytter.me 10 points 9 months ago

@LinearArray Deleted Tinder around a week ago.

It used to be really good back in 2012-2014 but not anymore I think.

[-] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

It was good... when dating apps were considered socially taboo lol.

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[-] FabledAepitaph@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

I perused the comments and didn't see anyone mention this. The term "engineer" is regulated by every state in the US. I doubt they had Tinder in mind, but calling yourself an "engineer" without having a Professional Engineer license is illegal, at least when it comes to offering professional engineering services. It's a protected title so that schools and bridges don't get built by scammers--at least that was the intention. I can legally call myself an Engineer!

Just go get your license, and you should be golden lol.

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