Spreading Managed Democracy, whether they want it or not!

Shooting myself in the head with a very realistic looking toy gun-- repeatedly (?)

I am getting called a hero! Other than that orbital strike I called down on my entire squad….

For apprehending or killing terrorists, and defusing their bombs in a hospital terror attack

not slaying the princess I guess.

Murdering zombies with plants.

One could say it's zombies vs. plants!

Polluting and extracting every raw resource for my own benefit, mindlessly destroying the native alien population as they attempt to stop my destruction of their land.

Killing mr house

removing the stairs on the pool, and let my sims cant get ou tof the pool till they die (the sims)

Sonic Adventure

• property damage
• animal abduction
• petty theft
• fishing without a license
• treasure hunting without a license.

I don't know... Majonging?

Locking my child in a chest in the basement until he dies

Unlawful harvesting of jellyfish? Dave the Diver.

reckless driving

Blackmail. You can have your "shorts" back after I win first place at the town fair.

Aggressively realistic HEMA reenactments

Guilty of killing a prince that had become to become a giant toad due to a curse.

(Witcher 3)

Time travel and monster slaying? Also, staging a coup against the immortal emperor.

Intergalactic genocide

Shooting people with ink until they explode violently

I haven't played any games for quite a while. I don't remember...

Solving puzzles as a robot (Talos Principle 2). That's probably illegal in Alabama (using your brain and not having a human body).

Using remote control toy cars to crush children’s dreams. And being bad at Karaoke.

Highly unsafe shipbuilding practices (Spiritfarer)

Various Building code violations, possession of dangerous chemicals, Code violations concerning nuclear reactors, unauthorized mining. Possibly poaching wildlife. Minecraft: All The Mods 9. I'm not very far into it yet, so there's probably a lot of stuff coming on top of that soon.

I beat up a gang of criminals as twinkified pinnoccio

Digging out of the holy mountain. Not much of an arrest tho, Steve has orders to shoot on sight

Driving my mostly broken car badly as the door pops open when I shift into drive.

Sneaking into a hotel room to steal cutting edge military tech with a terrorist conscious locked inside of it from the rebellious son of a CEO who had already stolen it from his own father's company to sell to his fathers competitors..

...also I was wrongfully accused of the resulting patricide when the CEO confronted his son regarding the stolen tech.

Throwing darts at balloons

Growing produce and processing various materials down into oxygen.

Either terrorism or impersonating a counter terrorism officer

Stopping some guys who are Definitely Not Team Rocket from harassing and capturing some creatures that are Definitely Not Pokemon.

Repeatedly murdering the same small group of heroic individuals on ritual meat hooks at the direction of an eldritch being

Throwing bombs from my go-cart at other people on go-carts does sound rather reckless!

Caving a green wyvern skull in with my big hammer that I made of the bones and flesh of another

Stacking blocks and clearing lines.

Obliterating the natural resources of a small island for a couple of golden walnuts

Murder of two mercenary teams using arrow carts, balistas and magic weapons while they siege my castle with catapults and trebuchets (World vs World mode of Guild Wars 2).