image transcription: a black cat with a frightened expression, saying: "lesbians... eat WHAT...?". end transcription.
On behalf of my fellow heterosexual men, I have bad news, kitten.
You fool! You poor ignoramus! Why did you think witches always have a cat!?
Poor cats in Salem
Because they are cats?
NO! So that proper seasoning is always available!
What do you mean by seasoning?
What is the deal with the word pussy?
What is the deal with the word cock?
What is the deal with that!?
Fly! Fool!
( Oh shit. )
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