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bonus if she's real
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Mine is
- Consenting adult
Now, I don't want to be too picky, but her being alive would be nice.
> Hi mom, hi dad! Meet my gf [redacted]!
*whispering*
> Yes, she's a little bit dug up corpse, but don't say that around her: she's kinda sensitive about it.
(Stolen from a random video/podcast)
I also get upset when people say i look like a corpse,
Just because i am one doesn't mean you have to constantly point it out!
I mean, alive, consenting age, not Intellectually disable, not in a coma.. also, we all know can"t be fat
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Not even that. If they are just feminine thats enough for me
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So closed-minded! I'm sure you could loosen a bit this criterium, think of all the cute cat-eared femboys available in your area.
edit: typo
Same energy as a straight dude trying to 'fix' a lesbian.
Bro we are in a shitposting community
This is what Arlo's legs actually look like.
just below the camera it just instantly cuts to full-sized human legs wearing thigh-highs, mercifully the transition is hidden by the miniskirt
Well something could certainly be loosened, and im not referring to the criterium
They are pretty good at hiding in my area.
So what distro of Linux do you use?
Alpine :3
Negotiable...
-ish
Too bad you're cutting off half of human population! ;-)
Meanwhile, here are my Garfield requirements:
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is an orange cat
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is funny
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is part of a comic strip called "Garfield"
My Garfield requirements are #1 and #3
You only date females? Wow that's a really offensive and insensitive thing to say. Also unrealistic, as this criteria blocks out half of all people. Prepare to get cancelled /s
Preferably but negotiable.
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Someone is being too picky...
I'll settle for a ai driven robot girlfriend at this point.
Contentious
Those requirements disclude many other options. You may want to reconsider.
@Deceptichum@kbin.social knows how I feel about girlfriends.
Why? What do they know? :o
Girlfriends have a poor ROI. No serious financial advisor would recommend having a girlfriend in your portfolio.
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