Airports do not, under any circumstances, want you to sit down. They hate people who sit down. You will NEVER find a chair or a bench in a modern airport. These places are for entering in a mad dash and leaving ASAP.

If you have a layover you can straight up get fucked. Pay $400 to use the AMEX Platinum Place To Sit Down Club, cram yourself onto the most uncomfortable bar seating imaginable at a restaurant that charges you $30 for lukewarm soup, or learn how to hover.

2, 3, and 4, sure, but 1, 5, and 6 are common in many non-airport locations

A layer of hell unto themselves. Punishments contravening multiple human rights conventions that people pay for the privilege of being subjected to just so they can get somewhere, be dissatisfied with it and be forced to do it all again to get back home.

Not going to lie, the 6:00 a.m. beer hits different.

Bathroom? I've brushed my teeth on a public sidewalk.

Drinking before 6AM? LOL

Tell me you've never been to LATAM without telling me you've never been to LATAM

Honestly, we should have the suited up janitors walking around hosing people down with sanitizer.