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Rice is very small. Wouldn't it make more sense if each grain was like 8 oz? Then you'd only have to eat a couple rice

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Unfortunately, our ancestors hunted giant rice to extinction. I understand scientists are attempting to de-extinct them by splicing the missing genes with coconuts, their closest living relative. This is why you find so much coconut rice out there these days.

[-] afunkysongaday@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Are you sure it's not because oxygen levels used to be higher in prehistoric atmosphere and because of that larger forms of life were able to sustain themselves through respiration? Oxygen levels dropped, giant rice went extinct?

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

You're both conflating two different things. First, a meteor wiped out the giant rice letting the smaller and meeker rice inherit the Earth. Second, Oxygen levels were always at 20%, but back then there was a lot more of it.

[-] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Woah I had no idea...I always just assumed that the size of the grains decreased proportionally with the retreat of the polar rice caps at the end of the last rice age.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Indeed, but a larger factor was the plate tectonics which over the millennia become smaller and more fragmented, resulting in smaller plates and reduced food portion sizes.

[-] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

“Clever girl…”

[-] Fisch@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 years ago

The world if big rice 🤤

[-] Fermion@mander.xyz 4 points 2 years ago

Big if true

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

From all the time savings not having to figure out how to eat the last of the rice on your plate, and not having to clean rice grains out of fork tines.

[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Op doesn't cook obviously...lol It'd be like cooking a whole potato and take like an hour per rice.

[-] Nougat@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

TIL potatoes are just very large rice.

[-] Davel23@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago

Then what would you do if you were hungry and wanted 2000 of something?

[-] spacecowboy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

Have some Pringles, silly.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

5 lbs of peanut M&M's.

[-] Nougat@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago

In all seriousness, the rice we have today is "large rice." It's certainly been selectively bred over thousands of years to produce the largest grains.

[-] smashboy@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

Pfff, they need to try harder then.

[-] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

We have developed large rice:

[-] caboclo@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 9 months ago
[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Haha! This is the funniest shit I've seen all day.

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