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[-] fl42v@lemmy.ml 137 points 11 months ago

Should've installed linux 🤷

[-] SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world 36 points 11 months ago
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[-] Aielman15@lemmy.world 117 points 11 months ago

I work in a hotel.

One day, a family comes to the reception to tell me that their window is broken, asking me to change their room. I ask if I can take a look.

It turns out, they didn't know the existence of tilt & turn windows and were scared that the window was going to fall down lol

[-] Lon3star@lemmy.world 101 points 11 months ago

I'd settle for socialized healthcare

[-] anarchy79@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Oh the windows came as part of the deal.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 15 points 11 months ago

No they didn't. I'm in Canada and we have socialized healthcare and I didn't get any damn tilting Windows.

I've been lied to!

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[-] nublets@sh.itjust.works 98 points 11 months ago

Jokes on you, my windows make a light breeze when shut!

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 88 points 11 months ago

Imagine not having screens in your windows.

This post was made by the flying insects gang.

[-] Marcbmann@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

I'm in the US and have these windows. They have screens. They're also not that special. I prefer the regular windows

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[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 83 points 11 months ago

I don't use windows. I prefer linux

[-] Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee 21 points 11 months ago

Try not to talk about Linux on Lemmy challenge (impossible): failed.

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[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 75 points 11 months ago

Put a screen in that fancy window and then we’ll talk.

[-] ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 24 points 11 months ago

Yeah who the hell wants moths and mosquitoes in their house

[-] Retrograde@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

It is truly bizarre how Europeans never use screens, make it make sense!!

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[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 63 points 11 months ago

In America we have to keep our windows closed to keep out the fent smoke and bullets.

[-] pkill@programming.dev 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

your walls won't save you from the latter tho

[-] Prandom_returns@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago

Bullets are not ghosts, they can't go through walls, stupid

[-] irmoz@reddthat.com 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

They can go through shitty American drywall

post brought to you by brick wall gang

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[-] RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world 43 points 11 months ago

I get it's all memes and fun, but I am so tired of this constant 'Europe does this better', 'USA is supreme for that'.

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[-] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 42 points 11 months ago

While I agree that our windows are generally superior from a functional perspective, the Americans have us beat in the fact that you can't install a window AC unit in our windows.

Hence we get to just die in the increasingly common heat waves. Not great - we've got to figure this one out.

Before portable ACs are mentioned - I'll point out that they have terrible efficiency, and connecting the tube to blow out the hot air is still terrible with European windows.

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago

Mini split heat pumps.

All you need is a 3cm hole in the wall to run a refrigerant line from the outside heat pump unit to the wall unit.

Window AC units are pretty poor efficiency too, IIRC

[-] Nika03@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

What if I can't make a 3cm hole cuz I'm a rentoid?

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 40 points 11 months ago

I admit I'm an American and my windows don't open that way, but I'm not sure why whoever made that meme thinks that means a light breeze can't come through them. Because... a light breeze can come through them.

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[-] Surp@lemmy.world 37 points 11 months ago

Imagine not having AC like much of Europe

[-] moitoi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 11 months ago

Imagine not having enough insulation to need an AC.

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[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

Sometimes you just don't need it

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[-] joel_feila@lemmy.world 36 points 11 months ago

I can just slide my window up a bit.

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[-] p1mrx@sh.itjust.works 33 points 11 months ago

Sorry Europeans, I can't hear you over my HVAC system with abundant domestic methane reserves.

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[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago

It's not like our windows don't open, they just don't tilt. I frequently open the windows and get a breeze going when it's nice outside!

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[-] Vespair@lemm.ee 28 points 11 months ago

They aren't standard in the US, but I promise you these windows exist here. My parents installed them in their home

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[-] supercritical@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

People act like you can't just order these kinds of windows in the US. It's not the default, but you can just ask about them if you know about them.

[-] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 24 points 11 months ago

If you're in a position to replace your windows.

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[-] lntl@lemmy.ml 24 points 11 months ago

this is how we do out here in the heartland

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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 22 points 11 months ago

Lite breezes were great maybe 30 yrs ago. With modern heat waves and obesity you gonna sweat like a mofo 'les you figure out how to put an AC up in that tilt.

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[-] vsis@feddit.cl 19 points 11 months ago

Southamerican living in Spain here.

First time I saw those windows my mind blew to pieces.

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[-] unphazed@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

I'm fine. Central HVAC, no need for a breeze

[-] Fal@yiffit.net 17 points 11 months ago

Lol wtf? Why can't you get a light breeze without tilting windows?

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[-] derf82@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Or, know, we could just crack open the bottom (in the case of the popular double hung, the top) of the window a little bit. But it is-3c (yes, we Americans understand metric) where I am now, so I have no interest in doing that. No Gulf Stream keeping us relatively mild in winter over here.

Listen, you want to brag about health care, public transit, intercity high speed rail, or historic buildings, fine, you got us there. But stop with the air if superiority about everything else.

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[-] isthingoneventhis@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Imagine not having screens on the windows and letting every single bug in the nearby area take up residence inside and being okay with it cuz "it's only a few months out of the year".

🤢 it's the fucking worst.

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[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 15 points 11 months ago

Ah, but that classic wood-on-wood sliding window, where all that stands between a destructive crash is an irreplaceable rope installed inside walls when the house was built.

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[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Imagine being a European and having your head so far up your own ass you start to disappear

[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

America is huge. We have areas with weather just like Europe and areas with weather nothing like Europe. One country but many weathers.

[-] swag_money@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Europe is my favorite country

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[-] Obonga@feddit.de 13 points 11 months ago

Tilting you windows is a nice option that i rarely use. Most if the time its STOẞLÜFTEN as we germans like to say (opening the windows wide up to really let in all the fresh air).

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