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Your heart might stop you, eventually.
I think you mean pancreas. Though, IDK which would come first.
Whenever I want
Where can I buy a cake at 3am? That's when I want cake, but even as an adult with a car, I am unable to get cake. 😩
Well, that kind of cake. I can get a different kind on Grindr 24/7.
Where can I buy a cake at 3am?
Any 24-hour supermarket.
Convenience stores often carry those mccain cakes. I got tired of them when I lived above one in a previous life.
I live near a store that sells mini sheet cakes. I buy them whenever I'm in the mood.
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Sure, but I try to go to the place with all the bouncy castles and they won't let me play even if I bring my own socks.
Try a trampoline park instead.
Trampoline parks don't have giant inflatable clowns at the top of the trampoline! It's not the same!
Damn I had a birthday recently and I totally forgot about that option.
My brother or sister, the birthday doesn't even enter into it. If you want cake just go get some.
But then I think about calories and other negative consequences. On my birthday, however, I can say: "Well, it's my birthday!"
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For me, it was a whole honey glazed ham.
literall--
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