First parts are organ donations.
The excess can be used by science.
The excess from that can be burned and thrown somewhere, I don't care.
They can stick my woofy on a stick and wave it around in a parade for all I care.
I want my decrepit corpse launched into space, which is only slightly more expensive
Just Kobe me into the nearest dumpster/landfill.
100% compostable
@BonesOfTheMoon Funerals are bourgeoisie BS. $ 700 cremations include a cardboard box
A funeral I attended recently had a plywood coffin and a bunch of felt-tip pens for people to write messages with. At another one a while back, the coffin was wickerwork.
is there a ralph's around here?
Ralph's, like Ralph's BBQ here.
How big is the biggest rubbermaid tote?
A hacksaw and several smaller totes are cheaper.
Hell I'd be ok with someone just throwing me into a big blender then feeding me to some pigs or something.
At this point take me to Uruguay and eat me.
I think you mean the Andes between Argentina and Chile. You just need some Uruguayans handy to eat you.
Throw me in an open hole, return me to Gaia.
Jeffrey Dahmer has enter the chat.
Garbage post.
