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If the real world worked like Pokémon, what animal would evolve into what animal? (lemmy.world)

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[-] abominable_panda@lemmy.world 83 points 2 years ago

Caterpillar > Cocoon > Butterfly / Moth

Wait...

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[-] JamesBean@kbin.social 68 points 2 years ago

Hamster > Guinea Pig > Capybara

[-] mizzyc@kbin.social 58 points 2 years ago

For sure guinea pigs would evolve into capybaras

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[-] badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world 50 points 2 years ago

Gary Newman -> Gary Oldman

[-] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Gary Oldman -> Gary Oak

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[-] FrickAndMortar@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago

Lemming > Chihuahua > Honey Badger

Just angrier and angrier all the way through

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[-] golden_zealot@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 years ago

Shrimp > Prawn > Lobster

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Aren't shrimp and prawn already the exact same thing?

Like mountain lions and cougars.

[-] Fondots@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Shrimp vs prawn is colloquial, not a scientific classification, so it varies from place to place and person to person, and depending on the specific animal we're talking about, but in general

The ones we call shrimp tend to:

Live in salt water
Be smaller
Have curled bodies
Belong to the sub-order pleocytema
Have plate-like ~~girls~~ * gills*

And the ones we call prawns tend to:

Live in fresh water
Be larger
Have straight bodies
Helong to the sub-order dendrobranghiata
Have branching ~~hills~~ gills

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[-] fixmycode@feddit.cl 23 points 2 years ago

Ferret > Badger > Bear

[-] CrazyEddie041@kbin.social 23 points 2 years ago

Tapir -> Rhinoceros -> Elephant

[-] Alto@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

Tapirs are one of those animals I always forget exist and am delighted when I am reminded of them.

[-] Devi@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

That’s shrews for me. They’re like rodents, but way cuter.

[-] Surp@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Female/Male Maine coon cat into male lion look with mane

[-] DessertStorms@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Mane equity!

also 😸

[-] solitaire@infosec.pub 15 points 2 years ago

Quokka > Wallaby > Kangaroo

[-] seasick@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Corgi into German Shepherd into Wolf

[-] getoffthedrugsdude@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago

Vulture > ostrich

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Kanye West -> Kanye East

[-] fixmycode@feddit.cl 9 points 2 years ago

this is only possible by trading the Kanye

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[-] antlion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Alpaca > Llama > Camel

Yeast > Mold > Brie Rind > Chanterelle

Algae > Fern > Sunflower > Eucalyptus Tree

Squirrel > Raccoon > Bear

Deer > Elk/Caribou > Moose

Cow > Yak > Bison

Magpie > Crow > Raven

Ant > Termite > Bee > Hornet

Tick > Spider > Crab

Fox > Coyote > Wolf

Pillbug > Horseshoe Crab > Armadillo

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Camels -> giraffes

[-] bitwolf@lemmy.one 11 points 2 years ago

Salamander -> Turtle -> Seaturtle

Duck -> Flamingo -> Ostriche

Pidgeon -> Parrot -> Turkey

Hamster -> Ferret -> Prairie Dog

Chameleon -> Komodo Dragon -> Alligator

Mosquito -> Anteater -> Elephant

Anchovies -> Salmon -> Dolphin

Fox -> Wolf -> Bear

Cat -> Cheetah -> Mountain Lion -> Tiger

Worm -> Eel -> Snake -> Anaconda

[-] Lesrid@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Mosquito

I see what you did there.

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[-] Resol@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Llama > Alpaca > Camel

That one is kinda dumb but it's all I can think of right now.

[-] swab148@startrek.website 9 points 2 years ago

Monkey > Great Ape > Human

[-] Urist@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

Leeches -> businessmen

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 5 points 2 years ago

Landlords > Leeches

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[-] DemBoSain@midwest.social 9 points 2 years ago

Duck --> Crocoduck --> Crocodile

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[-] Chozo@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago

Goldfish > Swordfish > Megalodon

[-] FireWire400@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Kiwi > Emu > Cassowary

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Beetle -> slightly bigger beetle -> slightly bigger beetle

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 5 points 2 years ago

-> Paul Harrison -> John Lennon

[-] pjwestin@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Anole > Iguana > Alligator

Mouse > Rat > Opossum

Armadillo > Pangolin

[-] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Waterbug -> Cricket -> Locust

Fun fact actually, crickets already evolve into locusts in the actual animal kingdom

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Fun fact actually, crickets already evolve into locusts

No they don't. Are you thinking of grasshoppers, maybe? Although that's not exactly true either.

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[-] inlandempire@jlai.lu 7 points 2 years ago

Here's a freaky one : Jaguar > Cow > Giraffe

[-] FrickAndMortar@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Hmm… maybe Zebra > Okapi > Giraffe?

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[-] Pooptimist@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Chimp to Orang utan to gorilla

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

Weasel to ferret to mink.

[-] dumples@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

Fish > Shark > Whale

[-] Exec@pawb.social 6 points 2 years ago

Domestic housecat -> all big cats (like Eevee)

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[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 5 points 2 years ago

I don't know, but you know that big Agra is going to develop synthetic evolution stones to artificialy grow plants and livestock.

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[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Pomeranian -> Shiba Inu -> Akita Inu (or maybe Malamute)

[-] orangeNgreen@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Fish would absolutely evolve into octopi.

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[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Pheasant evolves into Peacock or Turkey depending on evolution stone.

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Single scoop ice cream to double scoop ice cream to triple scoop ice cream

...What do you mean that's already a pokemon evolution??

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[-] TH1NKTHRICE@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

Frog -> Gecko -> Bird

Bonus - baby evolutionary form prior to frog: Axolotl

(Hyperlinks to specific species)

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