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[-] Kit 12 points 2 years ago

I would pay good money to read a story exploring the effects of The Ring when held in nature's pocket.

[-] LemmySoloHer@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Invisibility for the wearer? More like invagibility amirite?

[-] N0body@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago

Frodo could have keister'd it and simply walked to Mordor.

[-] Zorque@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago

One does not simply waddle uncomfortably into Mordor.

[-] ShaunaTheDead@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure it's this: https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/articles/24157-vaginal-ring

Awesome invention btw! Pretty much birth control pills and IUDs combined into one easy to self insert package.

So add "preventing unwanted pregnancies" to the list of powers the one ring can provide you, thanks Sauron!

[-] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

That's more "bearing" it, as in: barely able to. Though, the current possessor is called the Ringbearer, so...

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

AI is fucking awful but it does lead to some pretty hilarious moments.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Better if it was The One Cock Ring... amirite

[-] UnverifiedAPK@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Do you wear a Dixie cup?

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